Squidward Tentacles and Spongebob Squarepants.

Pencils.

SLASH!
Original sketch: [link]
Was inspired to do this pairing after watching that episode "20,000 patties under the sea" and then "The two faces of Squidward".
Spongebob: Bye Squidward! Bye Mr. Krabs! Bye Squidward!
Patrick: You said bye to Squidward twice. *to SB*
Spongebob: I like Squidward. *in a seductive tone*
This is what started me thinking. XD Then I found some pretty good fanart and then these happened lol

Flame me not; this pairing is so obvious.

I decided that Squidward deserved hair since none made him look like an old man... with Spongebob as a very kiddy adult. Pedophile not intended. Even so, I managed to keep Squidward not too attractive looking. I gave him a big nose, long mouth, dull eyes, and his shirt and clarinet to top it all off. Spongebob is in his typical outfit, gave him his split teeth, a pointed up nose and the little lashes. His hair, like Squidwards, was totaly random... well Squidward's had to be dull and Spongebob's peppy to represent their personnalities.
What I adore most about how this turned out; Spongebob looks totally uke cute with his lith form and pert butt. Admire the butt that is not square!!! >D

Dedicated to all those in support of this pairing! I like to call it "BobWard" for now... cuz it sounds like a real word despite Squidward obviously being Seme. It doesn't really matter what order does it?

NOTE: Slash is the American term for yaoi. Things like Mickey Mouse, Harry Potter and Spongebob are slash, not yaoi.